Please enjoy this website. I haven't added to it for a long time and I probably won't any time soon. I am lucky enough these days to earn a living from being a columnist, so all my ideas go into paid work. (Also, I still get a kick out of seeing my byline in the paper. And I have a nice profile pic in Sunday Life magazine, thanks to about a billion makeup artists and stylists and photographers and lights. But I digress....)
If you like my work, I post everything I write on my Facebook page. I am also on Twitter, though not as regularly these days, and Insta, though my photos are rather sub-par. Occasionally I post good memes, though. You can be the judge.
If you want to contact me, you can do so via any of those media, or at my email address, email@example.com. If you want to send gifts, please email first so I can be waiting outside to receive them. Chocolates are good. Also cash, or perhaps a kitten.
No flowers, though. I get sad when they die.